Sunday, May 23, 2010

Can I borrow a feeling?

May 23,2010
40,475 pushups completed
959,525 pushups to go
1,318 pushups ahead of schedule

...'Cause I can barely feel my arms. They are getting large and in charge.... and the public is beginning to notice. Several comments have been made.

Comment #1: John, have you been working out? You're looking big
Comment #2: Dude, you are ripped up! I guess i've only seen you in loose baggy shirts.
Comment #3: Juice, you've really beefed up your game
Comment #4: (traffic cop): Sir, please roll up your window and leave those sweater pythons inside the vehicle. You are throwing off the depth perception of the other drivers.
Comment #5: That one's lightning the other one's steel... if the right don't get you, the left one will. (self-quote before I scared off a group of punks menacing an old lady)

Had the stomach flu since the last post, but still increased my pace. 2300 the last 6 days. As Keanu Reeves would say... "Whoa".

Peace out
Thunder John

"Bringing the thunder, packing the pain, loaded with pushups, making it rain"

2 comments:

  1. Bring back the thunder!!!! Where are you thunder John? The world needs you.

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  2. don't call it a comeback. i've been here for years.

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