878,750 pushups completed
121,250 pushups to go
875 pushups ahead of schedule
Thunder John invited back for 2018 International Walk to School Day. Thank you Mrs. Minser for the invitation! Lowell school rocks.
Here's a video proving that Thunder John has some dance moves... it's true! Thank you to my good friend Beyonce (rhymes with "fiance") for supplying the dance music. Music starts at the 4:00 mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbY_O-knhKo
Try not to be intimidated by my fantastic dance moves. I'm just like you.
"Hath not a Thunder John hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as another is?If you prick Thunder John, does he not bleed?"
Actually, no. A prick would not be sufficient to cause Thunder John to bleed - it would require an industrial saw with a diamond blade to puncture Thunder John's thick hide. And even that is purely theoretical.
Thunder John doesn't cheat death... he wins fair and square.
Thunder John once actually appeared on a game show... Wheel of Fortune. I was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Superman wears Thunder John pajamas to bed.
And so on.
Now let's waive the American Flag and call it a day! Old Glory waving Old Glory.
Peace Out,
Thunder John
"Bringin' the pushups, packin' the pain, loaded with pushups - makin' it RAIN"
