February 13, 2018
812,650 pushups completed
187,350 to go
492 pushups ahead of schedule
Thunder John has been too busy to post. But not too busy to do pushups. Still keeping it real for all you little people. I don't mean that you all are little people figuratively, I mean literally - compared to Thunder John.
It's the nature of the business and I make no excuses for it. It doesn't make Thunder John better than you - just bigger. And bigger is better. So maybe it does. At least in the sleeves.
Anyway, here is a list of people that I, Thunder John can still look up to: feel free to google them. Don't cost nuthin'.
Hulk Hogan (aka Terry Bollea)
Carl Weathers
Jose Canseco
Steven Seagal (from Hard Target)
Barry Foote
Professor Jon Klauss
Greg (Not Bryant) Gumbel
Zeus "Tiny" Lister
Richard Crenna
Dolph Lundgren
Rip Taylor
Paul Lynde
Dick Tidrow
OddJob (from Goldfinger - the guy that threw the hats)
Meshach Taylor
Demond Wilson
Sylvester Stallone
Mr. T
...and that's about it.
Peace Out,
Thunder John
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The former host of "The $1.98 Beauty Show" and guest star on "The Monkees," Taylor used to celebrate his 39th birthday every year with a scene that The Times said once featured a "lady of the night" vampire with a coffin, a dancing birthday cake and an 8-foot chicken.
