142,400 pushups completed
857,600 pushups to go
4,941 pushups ahead of schedule
Random thoughts from Thunder John:
Time is a tyrant. I can't believe it's been 49 days since I have updated this blog. Since that time the Chicago Bulls have taken the NBA playoffs by storm, Japan has been ravaged by an earthquake / tsunami / nuclear disaster, and
Women are a labyrinth. My wife Molly is right now watching a cooking show, "America's Test Kitchen" featuring how to cook barbecued ribs. However, she has repeatedly told me that barbecue as a genre and ribs in particular are foods that are not high on her list of favorites. She will cook me no ribs, and so I will taste no more ribs forever. This is textbook passive aggressive behavior.
Where's the beef? Check the sleeves.
Charity begins at home. Or if you prefer, on the internet. Please remember to join Team ThunderJohn and consider contributing to Nothing But Nets using the following link:
http://www.globalproblems-globalsolutions.org/site/TR/Events/NBN?px=2538282&pg=personal&fr_id=1040
Or become a member of Aidan's Army
http://www.aidansarmy.org/
Let me know of your contribution so that you can participate in Thunder John's incentive program. See my last blog post for the scale of achievement. You too can achieve Adlai Stevenson status, or perhaps aspire to join Thunder John's circle of honor.
Peace Out,
Thunder John
"Bringin' the pushups, packin' the pain, loaded with pushups - makin' it rain"
Addendum 5/24/2011: R.I.P. Downers Grove native Randy Poffel, aka Randy "Macho Man" Savage. No one will ever know why he was the only one taken in the rapture. Snap into a Slim Jim. Oh yeah.
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